GREEDY FINGERS

so something crazy happened to me friday night. Lacey and I went to cafe rio. Everything was fine and dandy, ordered the sweet pork burrito and waited for it in line. Just as the burrito was done the lady behind me had the AUDACITY to start sticking her fingers into my burrito. I watched in shear horror as she continued to betray me. Was I going to do anything about it????? Hell yes I was, but not at that moment, no. I knew that this catastrophe would eventually come to a culmination when she realized that this fascinating cuisine was in fact NOT hers. Then and only then was I going to unleash hell. So I watched......and I waited.....and then....it happened. Her food came out, she paused, her boyfriend turned his head, I braced for impact. Just as she turned her head to look at me I stared into her soul and said: "YOU GREEDY HAG". Then I grabbed her, put her in a headlock and started sucker-punching her into submission. At the same time her boyfriend started shouting for help and in desperation trying to thwart my attack. I remembered that I had my meat cleaver in my coat pocket from my meat tenderizing I did earlier that night. I used my free hand and started simultaneously tenderizing her and her boyfriends face over and over........and over again. As this is happening a thought came over me like a pound of shit: Im in provo utah on a friday night beating up a women and her boyfriend in a cafe rio over some greedy fingers. Just as I came to out of this day dream I heard "I'm so sorry I thought that was my burrito". I snapped out of it and said "no problem". They made me another burrito.



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