Tuesday, January 22, 2013

CoNgRaTs

It is wonderful that you single Idiots are having success with the women folk.  I wish you all the best and I hope to hear more about your leads.  Joe is correct, sex is what I do and I like it.  Also, I'd like to invite any and all to be apart of the Flying Idiots Clan.  It will make you a more responsible and intelligent individual.

1 comment:

  1. i will never join your filthy klan, because klan members are bad. also, i have not opened a bag of sun chips since approximately october 2010. so... i would have to say its been a while. i dont even know how to open a bag anymore, do you smack it? use your tongue? pinch your lips? are fingers involved? how must you coddle the head? i just dont know anymore.
    also, i doubt ryan has had sex since sunday cause alex seemed mad, unless you made up in which case "back seat, windows up, thats the we like to..."

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