The recent posting pleases me

2P2GAS!!!

Been sick for 5 days straight with the flu, I would like to punch something innocent at this point

3-Sum w/ a dog?

So the first time i got sunchips with koko i forgot to mention the fact that the dog also started licking us while we were mackin it. I was stoked. but then pissed. also im prolly hanging out with her again tonight which will make for 4 days straight. and if you are wondering... yes i am 2p2gas!

CoNgRaTs

It is wonderful that you single Idiots are having success with the women folk.  I wish you all the best and I hope to hear more about your leads.  Joe is correct, sex is what I do and I like it.  Also, I'd like to invite any and all to be apart of the Flying Idiots Clan.  It will make you a more responsible and intelligent individual.

Garden Salsa!!!!

Id say as a whole, our whole flying idiots flock is flying really high right now. I just got chips with Koko and thats prolly good. hooze got some chips with tressa which is funny. and most of the rest of you are prolly just having sex every night which is great! signing out to his golledge.

Sun chips

First RM I've enjoyed a bag of chips with, pretty funny

to hooze and supporters

i want you to know that as you throw away a penny you are not dropping one cent but in fact 2 cents as it take 2 cents to make a penny, maybe by pinching (saving) pennies you could have a nice warm place to sleep.
on a more spiritual note after 3 post mission sundays i still havent been to sunday school or priesthood but i have read my scriptures every day this week, i am reading in MARK!
i have enjoyed associating with you folks since being home, fly medium.

first date

In the car I just can't wait
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go
Don't wait
This nights almost over
Honest, let's make
This night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this night last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss



so fellas i went on my first date last night. her name was alexis and she is freakin smokin, seriously one of the hottest girls ive ever been on a date with, and shes pretty cool. we went to park city cause its that sundance deal and it was fun. it was even a double date, but i only dated her at the time. i didnt get warm cookies but i held her hand. id say it was probably good to get this first one out of the way. ill be glad to field any questions if you have any. i am back baby!

Thanks HOOOOOOZE!!!

So hooze introduced me to some deal named "koko" shes way cool and pretty cute but most importantly shes not alot of money. Going out with her again on monday. 2P2GAS!

ice rink time lapse

yeah watch this dealok follow this link and go down to the capitals and watch this video, its pretty sick. and its funny cause the guys move really fast.
also go to the ducks and check out jonas' new goalie mask. surfing surfing surfing.

SAM

joe gettin a lead

respek

+1 Member

Welcome Navid Crall. I guess I'll be seeing you on the blog!

GREEDY FINGERS

so something crazy happened to me friday night. Lacey and I went to cafe rio. Everything was fine and dandy, ordered the sweet pork burrito and waited for it in line. Just as the burrito was done the lady behind me had the AUDACITY to start sticking her fingers into my burrito. I watched in shear horror as she continued to betray me. Was I going to do anything about it????? Hell yes I was, but not at that moment, no. I knew that this catastrophe would eventually come to a culmination when she realized that this fascinating cuisine was in fact NOT hers. Then and only then was I going to unleash hell. So I watched......and I waited.....and then....it happened. Her food came out, she paused, her boyfriend turned his head, I braced for impact. Just as she turned her head to look at me I stared into her soul and said: "YOU GREEDY HAG". Then I grabbed her, put her in a headlock and started sucker-punching her into submission. At the same time her boyfriend started shouting for help and in desperation trying to thwart my attack. I remembered that I had my meat cleaver in my coat pocket from my meat tenderizing I did earlier that night. I used my free hand and started simultaneously tenderizing her and her boyfriends face over and over........and over again. As this is happening a thought came over me like a pound of shit: Im in provo utah on a friday night beating up a women and her boyfriend in a cafe rio over some greedy fingers. Just as I came to out of this day dream I heard "I'm so sorry I thought that was my burrito". I snapped out of it and said "no problem". They made me another burrito.



 ps. here is my picture blog of thailand and other adventures

  each-day-a-rustling-leaf.tumblr.com

SAMs new hair cut

STOP

Some of you idiots need to post more often. (nate, justin, matt). To some of us here on the blog, this is the only source of peace in this life.

Ostrich laugh

http://youtu.be/BD0ivRR48Mk

miguel missing.

So rumor was going around that miguel may of no longer been working at alfredos so i asked the girl who was working there(who starting hitting on me(maybe potential new lead)) where miguel was. her answer struck me like a lightning bolt! "miguel works elsewhere now"she exclaimed. as the tears began to flood my eyes she told me he didnt work to far from the current alfredos but it is infact another mexican restaurant known as adebertos. or something like that. its off of mission ave a little more inland. we are going to find him.