Two weeks

I'll be home in two weeks. Mixed feelings, like everytime I leave people and places I love to come home to people I love. But alas, I want to know who will be in Temecula for the Holidays? I want to surf, eat burritas, drink eggnog and laugh. No strong leads right now. Things are great here though, going to the western wall in a few to welcome in the Sabbath with a bunch of Jews, which is awesome and hilarious. Navid Crall probably didn't learn anything on his mission, but I'm stoked to see him. Moving to Provo, looking for a yob.

FRIDAY SURF OFF

So thursdays surf report: 4-6 ft fair to good. Not sure what friday will be probably a little bit smaller but it sounds like thursday will be a tad difficult for everyone to get together. so We're trying to make it for friday that we all meet up near hates house in newport and go catch some waves there. If this works for you plz rsvp.

Joe, just punch them in the face

You could switch their salt and sugar. Put icy-hot in their underwear. Eat all their food and then take a saught in their closet. Put Dish washing soap (the kind you put on a sponge to wash dishes with your hands) in their dishwasher and turn it on....bubbles everywhere! Trust me, i did it once when we ran out of dishwasher liquid. I thought that cuz their both dishwashing soaps, that they could be interchangeable, but i was very wrong.

Here Yoe

In the wee early hours of the morning (2-4am), collect snow and build it up against their front door.  Make sure you pack it in nice and tight (thats what she said).  Then proceed to spray cold water over the snow so that it ices over and completely shuts them into their apartment, thus rendering any chance of escape impossible.

Suggestions for yoe

Get all their plates and place them on their beds then fill them with piss, so when they go to move them it spills. Also, put popcorn in their microwave then put it on for like 10 minutes so the whole place smells. Crisco every knob in their apartment. Then, cut all their tampons in half.

Help

So these dumb ace girls in my apartment complex wanted to start a prank war with our apartment. we were hesitant at first but now its ON!!!! i woke to find our kitchen covered in leaves and fridge and freezer filled with leaves and they drizzled some sort of batter/glue over it all! took us 2 hrs to clean up. do you guys know of any good pranks to get them back?

Anita Pina in Joe's Bed?!

Pwaaahahahahahahah hahahahahh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahhaaaaaa. That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Hahahahaaaaaaa. Thank you Ryan, so much. Oh, and Hooze,that sucks dude. Sorry to hear that.

Hoozed it, like always

Ya so with my lead I hoozed it. Thats all I have to say about that.

Anita Pina...

Is sleeping in Joes bed this weekend in Temecula

Nuegot

Well, if Kryan is going to be in LA and you guys in Temecula, I'd say that Newport Beach is a good half-way point.

8=====D Obama

great idea... I'm down. i will claim that trophy once and for all! however we must find an appropriate location to hold this contest. Ryan will be in north LA, dave and i in T-mec. Where should be the appropriate break?

Turkey Surf

The trophy that I won at Ryan's pre-wedding surf contest has gone uncontested for far too long. So i purpose we do an annual turkey surf contest. I am asuming that most of you are coming down this way for thanksgiving. I think it'd be fun to do instead of the turkey bowl or the Guyer bowl. Thoughts?

Leads not Leeds

The lead I had that I found out has gear back home, is now my leading lead. And here is a funny picture: